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Why don't zombies just go to the store and buy brains? - Equiraptor's Journal
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Why don't zombies just go to the store and buy brains?
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From: thomasj Date: January 7th, 2008 07:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Live brains necessary. Dead brains no good.
equiraptor From: equiraptor Date: January 7th, 2008 08:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
So go to the slaughterhouse and participate.
From: thomasj Date: January 7th, 2008 08:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Human brains >>> cow brains
equiraptor From: equiraptor Date: January 7th, 2008 08:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Humans fight back.
From: thomasj Date: January 7th, 2008 08:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
zombies are dumb.
eliset From: eliset Date: January 7th, 2008 08:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
If you look into zombie lore a bit, there are two types of zombie - the first likes brains, the second likes living flesh.

Either way, the zombie itself is dead - eating living flesh or brain is a survival mechanism. After all, if you could eat dead flesh, why not just eat your fellow zombies?

However, it's also worth pointing out that zombies don't have the cognitive function necessary to decide to go to the store for brains. Zombies are probably less intelligent than dogs - have you ever seen zombie who knew "Sit" or "play dead?"
equiraptor From: equiraptor Date: January 7th, 2008 08:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Play dead? Yes, that's all they do! ;)

So *we* should go to the store and buy them brains. For that type. Instead of running around in fear not accomplishing anything. That wouldn't make for a very good movie, though.
paradox0220 From: paradox0220 Date: January 7th, 2008 08:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
They obviously want fresh free-range brains. No store bought stuff for them!
reanimated From: reanimated Date: January 7th, 2008 11:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
where can you buy these brains? because there are plenty of living people who could use one as well...
mthiel From: mthiel Date: January 7th, 2008 11:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
we're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's going to eat your eyes.
odd97 From: odd97 Date: January 8th, 2008 01:02 am (UTC) (Link)
And then I get caught in the check-out line behind some zombie writing a check? I'd rather just have the zombie attack me directly.
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