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One of my coworkers keeps calling me evil.

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esuperlife From: esuperlife Date: October 29th, 2004 06:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
How dare him! You're of pure innocence and good.. ;)

Moo.
equiraptor From: equiraptor Date: October 29th, 2004 08:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Can I take your comment to him as proof? (minus the ;), of course)
esuperlife From: esuperlife Date: October 29th, 2004 08:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
sure
equiraptor From: equiraptor Date: October 29th, 2004 08:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yippie!

*prepares ammunition for work on Monday*
decibel45 From: decibel45 Date: October 29th, 2004 07:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
He's obviously a good judge of character. :P
decibel45 From: decibel45 Date: October 29th, 2004 07:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, and nice puss. :P
equiraptor From: equiraptor Date: October 29th, 2004 07:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ain't she gorgeous?

And now you're being evil.
decibel45 From: decibel45 Date: October 29th, 2004 08:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
What???
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equiraptor From: equiraptor Date: October 29th, 2004 08:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
There's a fault in your first line.
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decibel45 From: decibel45 Date: October 29th, 2004 08:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Anything that can bleed for 5 days and not die is pure evil.
equiraptor From: equiraptor Date: October 29th, 2004 08:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
But women don't bleed for 5 days. They just ooze for 3-7 days.
equiraptor From: equiraptor Date: October 29th, 2004 08:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pout.
bumperman From: bumperman Date: October 29th, 2004 08:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's so wrong. You should turn him into a toad.
equiraptor From: equiraptor Date: October 29th, 2004 08:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
I dunno... He doesn't really fit as a toad. Perhaps a bat?
decibel45 From: decibel45 Date: October 29th, 2004 08:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
Evil != witch. I'll leave the evil <==> bitch association as an exercise for the reader.
xulong From: xulong Date: October 29th, 2004 08:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
nothing wrong with calling it as you see it...
cowbert From: cowbert Date: October 29th, 2004 11:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

proof

here is the proof to why women are evil:

1. Women are time and money
2. time equals money
3. money is the root of all evil
4. Women = money**2
5. Women are evil QED
From: grasshacker Date: October 29th, 2004 11:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: proof

1)God creates man, man destroys god, man creates dinosaur 2)dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth
equiraptor From: equiraptor Date: October 29th, 2004 11:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: proof

Jurassic Park, but who said it? The Chaotician, right?
From: grasshacker Date: October 30th, 2004 12:00 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: proof

Actually, the woman said it: Dr. Ellie Sattler played by Laura Dern.
equiraptor From: equiraptor Date: October 30th, 2004 12:21 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: proof

Bah, I'm terrible with movies.
chrisj04 From: chrisj04 Date: October 30th, 2004 02:21 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: proof

as i remember it, whats-his-face (the chaotician???) said the first bit, and Ellie Satler said the second bit
techinept From: techinept Date: November 1st, 2004 11:39 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: proof

Not to nitpick (well, actually it is), but the quote actually says "The love of money is the root of all evil." And woman equal time and money, not time multiplied by money.

Thus, your proof goes more like this:
  1. woman = time + money
  2. money/love = evil [I'm assuming here that one would divide money by the amount of love it contained to get the love of money]
  3. woman = time + love*evil

Which really tells you no more than you already knew.
cowbert From: cowbert Date: November 1st, 2004 11:58 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: proof

well it depends on the definition of 'and' (to pull a clinton). The proof uses the bitwise-statistical AND, which is multiplication :)
techinept From: techinept Date: November 2nd, 2004 09:14 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: proof

Err, then the corrected equation is (depending on your definition of "is"):

women = time*money*evil
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